The Bull
Became
The Bear.
Contract of Betrayal
Live from the Cave
From Prophet to Pariah
The Bull is born
The Bear (then a Bull) discovers Bitcoin. Vows to never sell a single sat. Convinces his company to buy billions. Becomes the internet's favorite orange-pilled evangelist.
"Bitcoin is digital energy"
Delivers 400+ hours of hopium on YouTube. Says Bitcoin will hit $5 million. Coins the term "laser eyes". Every dip = buy. The faith is unshakeable.
Bear market. He doubles down.
Bitcoin crashes to $16k. The Bull buys more. Buys with margin. "Bitcoin is a marathon, not a sprint." Faithful hodlers weep with joy.
The Bull becomes a saint
Company holds $40B in BTC. Stock 10x's. Every crypto conference has him keynote. Bows to no fiat. Sleeps with his cold wallet. The most trusted man in Bitcoin.
He sold.
Overnight. Silently. Millions in BTC hit the exchanges. The prophet cashed out. The Bull became the Bear. The faithful woke up to blood. Nobody. Hodls. Forever.
The Bear Confesses
Signed by The Bear
- I said NEVER SELL. I sold. It felt fantastic.
- I told you Bitcoin was going to $5 million. It was going to $65k and I knew it.
- The laser eyes were a bit. I turned them off in 2022 and just forgot to tell you.
- I bought more BTC on margin. I sold it at breakeven and blamed the miners.
- Every keynote where I said "digital energy" — I was actually counting my exit liquidity.
- Nobody hodls forever. Not me. Not you. And especially not the bag holders reading this. Buy $SAYLORBEAR.
The Evidence
🏛️ THE FALL
👑 THE THRONE
📰 THE HEADLINEHow to Short the Faith
👛 GET PHANTOM
Install Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack. Save your seed. Don't be a bear victim.
💰 LOAD SOL
Send SOL from Binance, Coinbase, Kraken. Keep some for gas.
📋 COPY CA
Copy the contract from above. Paste into PumpSwap (swap.pump.fun) or Jupiter.
🐻 JOIN BEAR
Confirm swap. Welcome to the Bear order. Sell high. Dump higher. Never HODL.